suojure:

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

we-are-all-sherlocked:

inabasket:

the-k-factor:

juicyjacqulyn:

ohsopathos:

inabasket:

Look what I found at the dollar store!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This made my day like you would not believe!

Bless you, you perfect angel

Is this is a figurative illustration of an obese persons discovery of their love for unhealthy foods, and how their excitement and pleasure from such constant indulgence distracts them from realizing their unhealthy lifestyle that ultimately results in their death from heart failure?

Nah man, I just really like chocolate oranges.

Best comeback ever.

chickensandwich:

how she do that

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.

baconmane:

FUCK

sewphia:

10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying

lolipopsummers:

seinen-engel:

Hi all of you need to read this now.

needed this

coagulates:

I love old people on facebook

so cute

babyferaligator:

drunktrophywife:

babyferaligator:

how much do friends cost

$420.69

ok but how much with this coupon i got 

fake-mermaid:

chronicesofsummer:

fake-mermaid:

can we just take a moment to laugh at my mums status’ from 2009

Your mum has tomogotchies ?

not anymore